Batman Doesn’t Eat Pussy… Don’t Be Like Batman
Recently, comic fans were shocked to discover that one of their favorite caped crusaders had something wildly familiar with DJ Khaled. It’s debatable if both men believe they’re “the best,” but it isn’t a debate when it comes to satisfying their female partners. For adult comic fans, rumors constantly swirled on the topic of Batman eating pussy. Guess what? Maybe he wants to, but DC Comics won’t allow it.
In a recent interview, the co-creators of the Harley Quinn cartoon spoke to Variety. During the conversation, they revealed that while they have the creative freedom to steer the show where they want most, DC Comics put their foot down on a proposed idea.
DC Draws the Line on Batman Giving Eating Pussy
Instead of allowing Batman to go down on Catwoman, the comic company put its foot down, turning Bats into quite a selfish lover.
“DC was like, ‘You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.’ They’re like, ‘Heroes don’t do that.’
So, we said, ‘Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?’ They were like, ‘No, it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone,” said the company.
Batman Should Probably Please His Partner(s)
Perhaps DC didn’t factor into the equation that sex sells. Not only does sex sell, but women direct 83% of all consumption in the United States in buying power and influence.
And according to psychologist Laurie Mintz, Ph.D., 85 percent of women need clitoral stimulation to orgasm.
So although Batman can save Gotham City, there’s only a 15% chance that Catwoman is satisfied with his efforts in the cave. Consequently, maybe it’s time for him to join the grown man club and do what it takes to satisfy his partner.
Besides, DC has more significant issues to worry about besides selling action figures. There’s an entire cinematic Marvel universe to compete with on the big screen. So maybe a change as small as Batman pleasing his partner would be a step in the right direction.
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